Great online quotes taken completely out of context…

I’m not going to tell you who said it or why it was said. (Because it’s funnier for me if I don’t.) ENJOY!

• “I’m not a hug cunt.”
• “My life has been bad performance art since 1982.”
• “Okay back to that drunk thing…”
• “That’s my example of being white in America. Oh, and doesn’t hurt the cop was a dyke.”
• “Sanitary? FAIL. What a waste of money. I learned how to operate a lever when I was a toddler, we can work it out without an electric eye watching our back.”
• “You’re reviewing me?  Like for Yelp?”
• “I wonder if it was smart to block all those Twitter hookers after all?”
• “Um, knitting needles and duct tape?  Are you making a tent for Burning Man?”
• “They pissed me off so I bought a giganto can of toxic chemicals and have been coating the house in it.”
• “I think it gives it that certain jen ne se qua of craptasticness.”
• “I was talking last night about visiting the Grand Canyon and I said, not thinking, ‘They say it’s not safe to go down on a donkey.'”
• “Integrity is what you do when no one else is looking.”

And, on that note I am off to cover Comic Con in San Diego.  I’m sure that I’ll come up with something either academic, relevant, interesting or snarky to post from there… But, in case I don’t [insert bitchy thing Kate might say here]!